Is that tied to his dick?

I like my work family exactly how I like my own family.

They can all fuck off and leave me alone.

Imagine being such a vile person, that you wake up gleefully ready to block *checks notes*, god damn humanitarian aid trucks!

Thought so, the end of finding dory taught me the meaning of slutt.

Do you guys not have phones?

Yeah, he should have made fun of her for cucking her husband with her sons friend.

Meh.

It looks like me looking at myself in the mirror after a shower.

That’s how they get delivered to shops in the morning before being put out on show.

Around the time religion started.

They just wait for the right time to embarrass you in public around people you know, then it’s empty.

I sued him for malpractice after he slapped the shit out of me in a session.

Yeah sorry, I was really drunk that week.

Because you won’t eat your veggies and make your bed.

Then what are the dolphins thankful for?

Maybe Pantera?

Ahhhh it’s fine, just slap some duct tape on it and she’ll be right.

Oooooooooooooooooooo!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
I sleep all night and I work all day.